Pompous Brat

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

stabsyouforever:

kingpins-problem:

stabsyouforever:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing

aW sHiT lIl DuDe, PiE aIn’T aLl ThAt HaRd, JuSt HaVe To KnOw WhAt YoU’rE uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG dOiNg. :o)

YoU gOt ThE tInS aLrEaDy, So JuSt PuLl OuT wHaTeVeR tAsTy ShIt YoU wAnT iN iT aNd LeT’s MaKe ThIs HaPpEn!

wwell lets see

wwe havve some goldfish crackers and peanut butter

and heres some olivves and my dads cavviar and some wwhipped cream

disgustin 

lets givve this to someone wwe dont like 

*hands pie to Vriska*

oKaY, sO dO yOu WaNt LiKE sWeEt DeSsErT pIe Or SaLtY dInNeR pIe Or BoTh? Or i CaN jUSt wHiP uP sOmE mOtHeRfUCkInG mIrAcLe CoNfEcTiOnS. :o)

yeah lets make some motherfuckin miracle confek-shuns

*pies Gavin in the face*

You made it, you test your own 8ootleg pie!!!!!!!!

*licks stuff off face as the pie slides to the ground*

nOt BaD!

gross its gettin all ovver the rug
*goes to get a towel*

*eats all of this deliciousness and walks away*

oh cod wwho is this guy

i didnt invvite him he must a broke in

oh jeez im bein robbed this guy must be some kinda murderer

someone call the “popo”s

*Gets the phone and calls 911*

*walks away faster and jumps into a river*

YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ASSHOLE

Hi MiStEr SlIcK!

*goes back to mixing dough, oblivious to the pie dripping off his face*

you knoww that bozo?

stabsyouforever:

kingpins-problem:

stabsyouforever:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing

aW sHiT lIl DuDe, PiE aIn’T aLl ThAt HaRd, JuSt HaVe To KnOw WhAt YoU’rE uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG dOiNg. :o)

YoU gOt ThE tInS aLrEaDy, So JuSt PuLl OuT wHaTeVeR tAsTy ShIt YoU wAnT iN iT aNd LeT’s MaKe ThIs HaPpEn!

wwell lets see

wwe havve some goldfish crackers and peanut butter

and heres some olivves and my dads cavviar and some wwhipped cream

disgustin 

lets givve this to someone wwe dont like 

*hands pie to Vriska*

oKaY, sO dO yOu WaNt LiKE sWeEt DeSsErT pIe Or SaLtY dInNeR pIe Or BoTh? Or i CaN jUSt wHiP uP sOmE mOtHeRfUCkInG mIrAcLe CoNfEcTiOnS. :o)

yeah lets make some motherfuckin miracle confek-shuns

*pies Gavin in the face*

You made it, you test your own 8ootleg pie!!!!!!!!

*licks stuff off face as the pie slides to the ground*

nOt BaD!

gross its gettin all ovver the rug
*goes to get a towel*

*eats all of this deliciousness and walks away*

oh cod wwho is this guy

i didnt invvite him he must a broke in

oh jeez im bein robbed this guy must be some kinda murderer

someone call the “popo”s

*Gets the phone and calls 911*

*walks away faster and jumps into a river*

YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ASSHOLE

stabsyouforever:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing

aW sHiT lIl DuDe, PiE aIn’T aLl ThAt HaRd, JuSt HaVe To KnOw WhAt YoU’rE uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG dOiNg. :o)

YoU gOt ThE tInS aLrEaDy, So JuSt PuLl OuT wHaTeVeR tAsTy ShIt YoU wAnT iN iT aNd LeT’s MaKe ThIs HaPpEn!

wwell lets see

wwe havve some goldfish crackers and peanut butter

and heres some olivves and my dads cavviar and some wwhipped cream

disgustin 

lets givve this to someone wwe dont like 

*hands pie to Vriska*

oKaY, sO dO yOu WaNt LiKE sWeEt DeSsErT pIe Or SaLtY dInNeR pIe Or BoTh? Or i CaN jUSt wHiP uP sOmE mOtHeRfUCkInG mIrAcLe CoNfEcTiOnS. :o)

yeah lets make some motherfuckin miracle confek-shuns

*pies Gavin in the face*

You made it, you test your own 8ootleg pie!!!!!!!!

*licks stuff off face as the pie slides to the ground*

nOt BaD!

gross its gettin all ovver the rug
*goes to get a towel*

*eats all of this deliciousness and walks away*

oh cod wwho is this guy

i didnt invvite him he must a broke in

oh jeez im bein robbed this guy must be some kinda murderer

someone call the “popo”s

*Gets the phone and calls 911*

mellowashonk:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing

aW sHiT lIl DuDe, PiE aIn’T aLl ThAt HaRd, JuSt HaVe To KnOw WhAt YoU’rE uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG dOiNg. :o)

YoU gOt ThE tInS aLrEaDy, So JuSt PuLl OuT wHaTeVeR tAsTy ShIt YoU wAnT iN iT aNd LeT’s MaKe ThIs HaPpEn!

wwell lets see

wwe havve some goldfish crackers and peanut butter

and heres some olivves and my dads cavviar and some wwhipped cream

disgustin 

lets givve this to someone wwe dont like 

*hands pie to Vriska*

oKaY, sO dO yOu WaNt LiKE sWeEt DeSsErT pIe Or SaLtY dInNeR pIe Or BoTh? Or i CaN jUSt wHiP uP sOmE mOtHeRfUCkInG mIrAcLe CoNfEcTiOnS. :o)

yeah lets make some motherfuckin miracle confek-shuns

*pies Gavin in the face*

You made it, you test your own 8ootleg pie!!!!!!!!

*licks stuff off face as the pie slides to the ground*

nOt BaD!

gross its gettin all ovver the rug
*goes to get a towel*

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing

aW sHiT lIl DuDe, PiE aIn’T aLl ThAt HaRd, JuSt HaVe To KnOw WhAt YoU’rE uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG dOiNg. :o)

YoU gOt ThE tInS aLrEaDy, So JuSt PuLl OuT wHaTeVeR tAsTy ShIt YoU wAnT iN iT aNd LeT’s MaKe ThIs HaPpEn!

wwell lets see

wwe havve some goldfish crackers and peanut butter

and heres some olivves and my dads cavviar and some wwhipped cream

disgustin 

lets givve this to someone wwe dont like 

*hands pie to Vriska*

oKaY, sO dO yOu WaNt LiKE sWeEt DeSsErT pIe Or SaLtY dInNeR pIe Or BoTh? Or i CaN jUSt wHiP uP sOmE mOtHeRfUCkInG mIrAcLe CoNfEcTiOnS. :o)

yeah lets make some motherfuckin miracle confek-shuns

mellowashonk:

kingpins-problem:

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing

aW sHiT lIl DuDe, PiE aIn’T aLl ThAt HaRd, JuSt HaVe To KnOw WhAt YoU’rE uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG dOiNg. :o)

YoU gOt ThE tInS aLrEaDy, So JuSt PuLl OuT wHaTeVeR tAsTy ShIt YoU wAnT iN iT aNd LeT’s MaKe ThIs HaPpEn!

wwell lets see

wwe havve some goldfish crackers and peanut butter

and heres some olivves and my dads cavviar and some wwhipped cream

disgustin 

lets givve this to someone wwe dont like 

sta8-or-a8scond:

kingpins-problem:

that aint evven pie thats just strawwberries in chocolate in pie crust

this is fake pie 

This is the 8est we’re going to get at this r8. I’m hungry anyway, just let me dig in as it is!!!!!!!!

fine you can havve the stupid fake pie thing